Dear God,
I woke up today, just like every
other day (by the way thank you for that), ran to the bathroom to take a shower
only to find cold water seeping its merciless anger drip by drip, so against my
better judgment I went in, and let’s just say it wasn't a pretty a sight.
I got out put on my clothes,
quickly said a “Hello”, sorry about that, I seriously had to get to work on
time, but any hoo! I got here way, way before time and I’m sitting here all
alone. I should be doing is my work, but what I’m actually doing is trying to
find a way to open Facebook. I think these “crackers” may have filtered it! And
oh yeah! Back to the real situation at hand, my ‘people’ (let’s just say people)
are mad at me again. Apparently, I keep screwing up, whoops! Sorry no cussing,
I promise. Like I was saying, I may have done something wrong to get on their
nerves, I on the other hand have no clue what I did this time, and to be honest
I never know what I do wrong. I apologized, you know that’s what you do, when
you do something wrong! The fact is I really love them, but they get on my last
nerve, and then I just want to strangle them. But the minute I see them, all I want
to do is hug them and tell them that I love them.
You know I really can’t get into
conflicts, arguments or any form of discussion that deals with opposition. Nope
can’t have that, not with the people I love, my brain like literally shuts down
when things like that happen. You know there comes a point where I begin to
doubt myself as a good person that if my own people aren't happy with me, then
could it really be me? Well, that’s like entirely another chapter, of a book,
we should never open. As I was saying, mad-me-again, I got a text, you already know what it said, so there's no point in hiding it.
Ahhhh! You think I’d get it right
this time, wrong! That’s a warning sign, a nuclear time bomb ready to explode
and I’m stuck between trying to decide whether to cut the blue wire or the red
one.
This time, I literally Googled “How
to be a good person”, not sure where it’s going to lead me, but I’ll get there,
I think? The fact is I really hate fighting, but I don’t know what to do, I
don’t have all the answers. I've got no manual on how to respond to a specific
emotion or argument, nor do I have that charming word play thing going for me,
so even when I think that I've finally figured it out, Boy! Was I wrong...
Well, I’ll get back to work; I have to write about Palm Oil. I’m living the
dream, aren't I?
Oh, Oh! Before you go, I may not be
a comedian, but here’s a joke anyway, more like a questionable anecdote,
whatever that means.
Anyways…
“How can I make You (God) laugh?”
Well, that’s easy; I tell you my
future (Badang-a-dush! Good night, New York…) and I’ll see You around 2:00 pm…
And we’re not finished by the way,
you still need to help me with my little situation here, okay take care thank you.
Sincerely,
Long time Listener, First Time Caller
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